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     Woke verses...

     If you want to be scolded while watching a flick

     Turner Classic Films should do the trick.

     Great films legacies have been 'reframed'

     And their 'problematic' aspects outed and shamed.



     You'll learn from experts while you watch over dinner

    That Gone with the Wind is a racism winner.

    And Sidney Poitier in Guess who's Coming to Dinner?

    Had a 'white fan base' so he's now a sinner.



    Psycho is nothing but transgender othering

    For Hitchcock's portrayal of slasher mothering.

    And while we're on Hitchcock the trouble with Rope

    Is the closeted gay stereotypical trope.



    And that is a story that no one can beat.

    And to think that we saw it in Wokeworld this week.

    But wait, there is more in the wild world of woke.

    Here's another sad tale that could well make you choke.



    Charles 'Blowhard' from the NYT

    Set forth his woke ideology.

    We must not stop at Dr Seuss!

    Cartoons are a cesspit of sexual abuse!



    'Rape culture' is real and Looney Tunes portrayed it,

    It's time we took stock, criticized and X-rayed it.

    Pepe le Pew, that French skunk Casanova

    Assaulted female cats over and over



    He wasn't a caricature figure of jest

    But a would-be rapist and serial pest.

    And generations of pre-pubescent boys

    Learned that women are mere sex toys.



    We should add to the list of persona non gratas (poetic licence, readers!)

    That cute sombrero-ed rodent, Speedy Gonzales.

    From his 'ebony tower' Blow gave him a swipe

    For popularising a bad racial stereotype.



    So now, like the woke, you can tweet and browbeat

    About things that we saw in Wokeworld this week.

    But hold on to your hats, there is much more to learn

    About the woke's penchant for slash and burn



    At elite private schools in the USA

    For western culture it's 'anchors aweigh'

    Its norms and traditions must be burned down.

    Critical Race Theory's the new game in town



    In physics they're coming with woke chainsaws

    To 'decentre whiteness' from Newton's laws.

    Wealthy, privileged black students are feeling stressed

    Because their skin colour makes them oppressed.



    Community building sessions are racially segregated,

    Classic literature is reviled and castrated.

    Whiteness is now a reason for exclusion,

    All in the name of 'equity' and 'inclusion'.



    And serial academic wokeness has spread,

    Turning education on its head.

    A black law professor from Dayton, Ohio

    Can now add 'whiteness sleuth' to her bio.



    She doesn't want standardized testing or grading

    To get in the way of her racial crusading.

    Thanks to her you can see which law schools are the whitest

    And quotas will make sure they're no more the brightest.



     So now you have learned of the havoc they wreak.

    We saw it all and more in Wokeworld this week



 

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